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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the two ducks who got in a fight? Fowl play was suspected."
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"Just a stupid joke I made up... What is a pedophile's favorite Jedi? Kid Fisto."
"What's the difference between an epileptic cornhusker and a hooker with diarrhea? An epileptic cornhusker shucks between fits."
"I had intimate contact with Jesus... ...in a Mexican jail cell."
"I don't like the term ""substance abuse"" I prefer ""teaching substance a lesson"""
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk."
"How do you get an elderly lady to say f***? Get another one to say bingo"
"Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers."
"A black mom has six kids all named Leroy. She tells them apart by their different last names."
"i can't believe i have to keep washing this stupid body until i die"