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Joke of the Day
"Autocorrect will be the dress of me"
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"Joke about a psychic and water Something something clairboyant Can't be bothered to actually write a joke but the essence is here."
"How many policemen does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives? Purrgatory."
"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.* *Only a fraction of you will understand this."
"I want to marry a girl from Prague I'll have a Czech mate"
"What did the soldering iron say to the capacitor? Go flux yourself!"
"What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.'"
"They say choose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life... because that field probably isn't hiring."
"I'll never understand why news reporters think they have to stand out in the rain or snow just to tell us it's raining or snowing."