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Joke of the Day

"Maybe the reason the world keeps making idiots famous is because 75% of the world is made up of idiots."

"penis it's funny because I said penis"

"New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer than the men who mention it"

"Just Cuz It Zips Dont Mean it Fits"

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today... ...It is already tomorrow in Australia."

"If a mentally challenged midget is late to an appointment... ... can you justifiably call them ""a little tardy""?"

"My company has a nicotine like addiction to conference calls."

"[Cat birthday party] *Cat opens gift from her husband* ""It's...an empty box."" *silence* ""Oh honey, I love it!"""

"'Your place or mine?' Is the sexiest response to the question: 'Where shall we bury the body?'"

"Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards."