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Joke of the Day

"Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel? To get laid."

"I haven't seen a kid on a leash in a while. I guess parents started releasing them back into the wild."

"Wife. ""Did you cut the grass?"" Me. ""Yep"" Wife. ""But it doesn't look any different!"" Me. ""I know, we had a lot of rain while you were out"""

"the best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of YOUR OWN sentence. that way, they never suspect you hung up on them."

"Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany? Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!"

"I don't trust left handed people They're never right"

"I had a joke about bones... I cant remember the punchline but i remember it was really humerous"

"If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !"

"I smoked before going to the dentist & didn't know they would let me have laughing gas &watch Netflix Im cross faded af having the best time"

"Did you hear about the Mathematician who was constipated, and lost his calculator? He worked it out with a pencil"