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Joke of the Day

"I haven't seen a kid on a leash in a while. I guess parents started releasing them back into the wild."

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"I finally figured out the problem with our firewall last night. It was a real breakthrough! //Actually used that this morning. Manager did not notice, I did not explain."
"""ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE LOL!"" -captain of the Titanic"
"this subreddit's online users http://puu.sh/lcMkv.png i'm not sure if i'm accurate but is it possible that the current users are online users - the sub users?"
"A truck with the slogan ""We always go the extra mile"" took the last parking spot so I wrote on it ""because we missed the exit"" as a revenge."
"Quit crying, kid. I won this Easter egg hunt fair and square..."