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Joke of the Day

"I haven't seen a kid on a leash in a while. I guess parents started releasing them back into the wild."

"Never trust stairs, They're always up to something."

"Your turtle puns tortoise family apart"

"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand? Because the indians kept coming and coming..."

"* feels winds of change * realizes it's just a hole in my shorts"

"I finally figured out the problem with our firewall last night. It was a real breakthrough! //Actually used that this morning. Manager did not notice, I did not explain."

"""ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE LOL!"" -captain of the Titanic"

"this subreddit's online users http://puu.sh/lcMkv.png i'm not sure if i'm accurate but is it possible that the current users are online users - the sub users?"

"A truck with the slogan ""We always go the extra mile"" took the last parking spot so I wrote on it ""because we missed the exit"" as a revenge."

"Quit crying, kid. I won this Easter egg hunt fair and square..."