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Joke of the Day
"I had a joke about bones... I cant remember the punchline but i remember it was really humerous"
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"What did the mother say to the child who refused to eat his fossil for dinner? Trilobite, you'll love it!"
"*opens kitchen drawer* Me: Whoa, what's with all the whisks? Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me?"
"3 unwritten rules of life 1) 2) 3)"
"Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !"
"If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology... I'll give you a mini-tour"