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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany? Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!"

"If McDonald's was smart they'd serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends."

"One time I asked ""What would Jesus do?"" & then a close friend betrayed me & everyone started misinterpreting what I said for their own gain."

"What goes in dry and hard, but comes out, wet and soft? Chewing gum"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupt... MOOOOOOOO!! (Kids seem to love this one)"

"What did Jesus say to all the black people before he died on the cross? Don't do anything till I come back."

"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it... ""For I did not speak of my own Accord ..."" John 12:49"

"I have a feeling his life would have gone in a different direction had his name been Kanye East."

"What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring? It was Oak, Eh!"

"My wife is driving me to drink. I hope she remembers to pick me up when I'm done."