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Joke of the Day

"One of my employees took 6 months off work to get in touch with his inner child... ... he came crawling back"

"What do most Indian people have in common? They all like to Singh."

"What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park? Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense. Didn't you watch the movie?"

"""ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER"" [spider removes earbuds] ""yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"""

"Seriously you guys, the only reason to check Facebook, is to find out where people are going, and then go somewhere else."

"How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town? A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado."

"Fox News' slogan is ""Fair and Balanced"". That's it. That's the joke."

"Next time I cut out eyes in a painting to watch people from behind the wall, I'll use a portrait instead of a landscape."

"Hey girl Are you the new gorilla exhibit? Because I want to throw a baby in you."

"Whats the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? Your mom didnt give me a corvette"