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Joke of the Day

"One of my employees took 6 months off work to get in touch with his inner child... ... he came crawling back"

"ANY voicemail left by the elderly starts off with 2 minutes of ""HELLO? HELLO?"" and ends with them trying to dial another number."

"Does eating fish makes you dumb? We know that eating fish is supposed to make us ""smarter"", but the only fishes we eat, are the ones ""dumb"" enough to get caught. It doesn't make sense."

"Two Peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was a salted."

"My favorite brand of cider is Dicken's. My wife also loves Dicken's cider. ( )"

"Yesterday I had to buy a new hoover. My old one was just gathering dust."

"My Football coach got fired because he got accused on Pedophillia charges. But say what you want about the man, he could turn any young tight end into a wide receiver."

"What kind of gas supports violence? pro-pain"

"Who's killed more natives than General Custer? Jack Daniels"

"If you don't eat your candy corn in three separate bites starting from the big yellow end to the small white end, you're a communist."