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Joke of the Day
"What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use? Triple Eh's."
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"What position would Obama be if he played football? The half-black"
"A man dies of an overdose of Viagra They couldn't close his coffin..."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Drunk."
"Saw an article on Facebook that a local bank was robbed. It had one like. They should probably look at that person as the robbery suspect."
"""I need a boyfriend"" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty."
"I have Electile Dysfunction Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2016 election year."
"How do you make a dog meow? Put him in a wood chipper and listen to him go ""meeeeowwww""."
"Little Johnny Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4."
"What is a detective duck supposed to do? Quack the case! I'll show myself out."