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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about the blind aren't funny. Can't people see that?"
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"What are jokes about janitors called? Sweeping generalizations."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !"
"Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!"
"Whats the best thing about having sex with a pregnant woman? You get pussy and head at the same time."
"Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!"
"A Charleston police officer sees a young black man at night... The officer says ""Good evening"" and keeps on walking."
"How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They live in eternal darkness."
"According to the stores .I should be in a Halloween costume, sitting under a Christmas tree eating turkey . I'm so confused."
"Whoever said Obama never created any jobs... Obviously has never heard of Isis"