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Joke of the Day
"Whoever said Obama never created any jobs... Obviously has never heard of Isis"
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"How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he wishes it took two."
"Marty McFly had horrible parents. Sure teenage son, hang around with the weirdo scientist who lives alone and drives a windowless truck."
"This tweet has been downloaded to your system and is now scanning your hard drive for copyrighted material. Stand by. SCANNING - 23%"
"What's a blind man doing on a boat? Waiting for a bus."
"America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital."
"The White House bar and restaurant, upon Trump's arrival, will reduce their beverage selections to just two choices: You can get a White Russian or an Orange Julius."
"I think the republican party is correct on a few key issues like..."
"A toothless termite walks into a bar... and says, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"[ouija board] Spirits im in need of your help O N L Y I F Y O U H E L P U S Sure W T F I S Y O U R W I F I P A S S W O R D"