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Joke of the Day
"Whoever said Obama never created any jobs... Obviously has never heard of Isis"
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"What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria? Light"
"""You've lost some weight."" sounds suspiciously like ""You were a disgusting fatso before, but I was too nice to say so.""."
"*licks ice cream cone Cone: I have a boyfriend."
"whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? pizzas dont scream when they get put in the oven."
"Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated? Police on the case say he has a sketchy past."
"Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver..."
"What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? Can't- elope!"
"Being a judge incorporates my two favorite things: wearing a robe and judging people. I missed my calling."
"How are Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd similar? Both's greatest hit was The Wall"