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Joke of the Day
"I just got my first hand job. I'm officially a manicurist."
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"What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk? Disney spells."
"Good yawning everyone"
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines."
"Where does a rapists train stop? Anal deva-station"
"Did you know you clench your butt when you sleep yeah, it was really tight last night."
"A man is almost hit by a car. Chrysler averted."
"Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, ""Use the forks, Luke."""
"Why should Rihanna date the Edmonton Oilers? Because they don't beat anybody."
"Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!"