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Joke of the Day
"I miss the old days Nostalgia was better back then."
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"The Vocabulary Theater is now open! I heard they have a clever word play!"
"A hipster just darted in front of me in traffic. I almost didn't see him because he was so ironic."
"Why did the black man have a heart attack? afrosclerosis"
"If you hate awkward silences, then necrophilia isn't for you."
"Q: How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!"
"Try this: In a crowded hallway, say out loud, ""Oh my god look at the blood on her pants."" Whatever girl turns around is on her period.."
"What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat? A cat."
"Recent studies show that eating bacon or other red meats increases your chances of dying by 20% So apparently I have a 120% chance of dying"
"Worst Geometry Joke I Know When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides? When it is intercepted by a plane."