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Joke of the Day
"What's a Yankee? It's like a quickie except you do it yourself."
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"Magician: I need a volunteer. [man stands] Not you. [woman stands] Not you. GARY GET UP HERE! [Gary goes up] We've never met before, right?"
"Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven? They were too GUI."
"If I got a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive .. .. I'd eventually be attractive."
"Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a millionaire... on average."
"Voting is just like driving. To go forward, choose D. To go backwards, choose R."
"William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'"
"Where was the NSAs wire taps when the McCallisters were leaving messages w all the neighbors that Kevin was abandoned & alone? Thanks Obama."
"If your boss says ""Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you supposed to be in at 8am?"" don't correct them. Its a trap. They hate being wrong."
"What do you call a chicken at the north pole? Lost."