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Joke of the Day

"Magician: I need a volunteer. [man stands] Not you. [woman stands] Not you. GARY GET UP HERE! [Gary goes up] We've never met before, right?"

"There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage & after marriage"

"If you set sail from Los Angeles, CA to Barrow, AK, what would your bering be? Strait"

"Why was the origami class cancelled? The school folded."

"How much does a Hipster weigh? An Instagram."

"Remember when only the really cool people were on Twitter? Oh, you weren't here then? Oops, my bad..."

"What do you call a flatulent teacher? A tutor"

"What's the funniest thing /r/funny has done? Gone private."

"What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit? Yeahman"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alvin ! Alvin who ! Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!"