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Joke of the Day
"Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven? They were too GUI."
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"I disagree with the comments around here about feminists being fat, ugly, disgusting, whiny bitches... Some of them are just ugly."
"Whats the best way to pick up chicks Lean over and pick them up with your hands."
"If you put on BBC news and told me it was Downton Abbey, I'd watch for like 20 min before I asked ""For real, tho?"""
"I don't mean to brag about my financial skills but, my bank calls me almost everyday to tell me my debt is outstanding"
"How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian? They'll tell you."
"Did you hear about the red luxury cruise liner that collided with the blue luxury cruise liner? The passengers and crew were marooned."
"Why do people say half a dozen? Why can't they just say Six"
"What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double."
"What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!"