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Joke of the Day

"William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'"

"What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character? A George Costanza."

"I like putin The rest of the joke down here"

"Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine? The engine stops whining after the plane lands."

"Virginity is not dignity, but lack of opportunity."

"Not sure yet why this cookie dough has baking instructions on the package."

"Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital? He was assaulted."

"The first rule of tautology club... Is the first rule of tautology club."

"I saw a veteran begging in the street which made me very upset But then I remembered I wasn't required to give the military quarters."

"How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap."