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Joke of the Day
"I went to band camp and all I got was... This shirt that said: I'll Allegro your vibrato!"
Next Joke
"I heard the catchiest joke yesterday... Women's softball."
"I haven't been sexually active because I'm saving myself... Some money."
"I'll get you wetter than a Scottish summer."
"My inability to pronounce Spanish names makes me sad, and I'm not even Jaoquin."
"What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on? steer clear"
"Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top."
"Born again Christian I've never understood the term ""born again Christian."" Is that someone who goes to their mother and says, ""Mom, I'm going back in, and I'm not coming out until I've found Jesus."""
"Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? To remind black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."
"Tape a terrible drawing of a refrigerator onto your child."