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Joke of the Day
"I went to band camp and all I got was... This shirt that said: I'll Allegro your vibrato!"
Next Joke
"Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!"
"And suddenly those annoying neighbors that leave their Christmas lights up all year long look like geniuses."
"Your momma is so ugly that Scorpion says ""Get away from me"""
"""We need a name for this big flat state full of corn and you're gonna be the one to do it"" ""I...uhhh... Wha?"" ""Nailed it. Next state."""
"You know what else is crazy? *googles synonyms for crazy*"
"I like to ask girls if they wanna take a shower with me then hand them a ski mask and drive to Lowe's."
"are their jew witout big nose... yas, but onli aftar nose removal"
"The other day someone said my clothes looked gay... I told them they got out of the closet just this morning."
"Doctor Nervous by Three year old When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it?"""