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Joke of the Day
"My husband and I both have colds but only his is really really bad."
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"I just punched Dwayne Johnson in the ass So I guess I've finally hit rock bottom."
"Guy comes to my door and asks if I want to be a Jehovah's Witness I said, ""Hey man I didn't even see the accident"""
"What I say to someone who's being crabby: Clam down, I'm shore it'll be fine."
"Call me faithless, but I just can't believe three guys would travel that far on camels to throw a baby shower."
"What do you call an alien with three balls? E.T. the extra testicle."
"I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus"
"What is the most sensitive part of your body when you are having a wank? Your ears."
"You ordered your steak rare?! Well done."
"What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon? The New York Mankeys!"