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Joke of the Day

"What did the dumb Electrical Apprentice say to the journeyman? I conduit"

"Wifi going down... Our wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One child started talking and I had no idea who he was."

"Wanted to make a voldemort joke but this whole subreddit nose it"

"How did Hitler lose weight quickly ? Juice cleanse."

"Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"It's Friday night, you know what that means! I'm going to get loaded and tweet a bunch of stupid shit and then delete it all tomorrow. Yay!"

"When I'm sad I go to the fabric softener aisle of a store & imagine I'm in the clean mountains surrounded by blue sparkles and wild flowers."

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity .... It's impossible to put down."

"How exactly was a black hole sun supposed to wash away the rain, Soundgarden?"

"What do you call it when two Mexicans are playing basketball? Juan on Juan."