71008

Joke of the Day

"What did the dumb Electrical Apprentice say to the journeyman? I conduit"

"What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter the number of characters do not go down with time"

"The Point of A Conference Call A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say ""bye"" 300 times."

"Q: Did you hear about the incompetent lumberjack? A: He just couldn't cut it, so he was forest fired."

"Q: What do you call a home sexual on roller skates? A: rolaids"

"Which nut is the angriest? The pistachio."

"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy."

"I think gallows humor is gaining popularity. Then again, I wouldn't know. I'm always out of the loop."

"What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject? The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to ""tell us about yourself."""

"How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration."