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Joke of the Day

"I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid... and name it ""That's so Wong!"""

"I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. Apparently, she left me a few days ago."

"If I was named Edward Normus, I'd use my first name's initial and my last name as much as I possibly could."

"Think of a thing. Theres an e cig flavor for that."

"It's a vagina, not a small business!"

"Namaste or Namago."

"Need jokes about bears Help, I need jokes about bears. Can someone come up with any?"

"Only Two Things Can Change A Women's Mood 1.I Love You. 2.50% Discount"

"How does Moses make tea? Hewbrews it."

"i need some cat jokes!"