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Joke of the Day
"Why did Bob disagree with communism? He thought it was such Bolshevik."
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"A buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor... ...and says ""Make me one with everything."""
"Sarah Palin used ""refudiate"" in a sentence. I think she needs to studiate her vocabulade before she pontifitalks on the televade."
"When I see lover's names carved in a tree... I don't think it's sweet. I'm just surprised of how many people bring knives on a date."
"How does a Greek find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying!"
"What is the least pleasant state to live in? Missouri."
"What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-Spot? A man will spend half an hour looking for a golf ball."
"When I was a kid, I use to think a ""sexual predator"" was a horny alien from the movie ""predator"" Turns out my uncle just liked to collect movie costumes."
"Roses are red. My name is not Dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave."