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Joke of the Day
"First rule of cuddle club: It better lead to sex or you're out of the cuddle club"
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"Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? They're Meteor!"
"I care about how girls feel. The firmer the better."
"Talking shoes What did the shoes say to the capri pants? ""What's up britches!"" What did the shoes say to the black underpants? ""Whassup my knickers?"""
"What was Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"How long should you microwave fish for? Tuna half minutes."
"My girlfriend told me I need to show a little more interest in her family. So I f*cked her sister."
"""Hey can I do it?"" Anaesthetist: sure, knock yourself out"
"A child drinks bleach, why is milk often given? To make them happy before they die"
"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London"