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Joke of the Day

"The worst thing you can be is gullible My friend told me that means you're prone to random attacks by seagulls"

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"Waiter what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !"
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"One for the school kids this morning. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino."
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