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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a creep and a kid? I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap."

"Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom."

"A lion would never (Old joke) A Lion would never cheat on its wife but a Tiger wood."

"Have single guys scared of the ""Friend Zone"" even heard of long-term relationships or marriage?"

"What is moist, smells great, and is for dinner tonight? My poop"

"What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese? *Gorgon*zola"

"What paint is most popular in modern buildings? Microsoft Paint"

"JESUS: Happy Father's Day, Joe. [hands over present] JOSEPH: Wow, thanks Jesus. I wonder what it- [present is empty] [Jesus and God hi-5]"

"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"Apparently the USA is the biggest contributor to noise pollution in the world My solution: put a silencer in every school"