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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between statutory rape and sex with a minor? Gender"
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"I updated my drivers on my laptop and now I have all kinds of pop ups...thanks Microsoft!"
"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one."
"What do you call a blad man with dandruff? A Snowglobe!"
"I hate buying from cannibals it always costs an arm and a leg."
"""I have a dream that one day little black children will work together with little white children, to destroy Superman."" Martin Luthor King"
"I went to the paralympics Came away with atrophy wife"
"Did you hear about the recent kidnapping? It's okay, she woke up."
"My pupil is dilated... ...6 inches. Guess I shouldn't have believed her nine months ago when she said she was on the pill. 13 year old girls are such liars."
"What's the difference between a regular horse and a police horse? A police horse has an extra asshole on top."