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Joke of the Day
"How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator."
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"Jack in the box ...is NOT an instruction."
"Dysentery It's a shitty way to die."
"What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it? OCDC"
"Why did the tomato turned red? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"What do you call a blonde with brown hair? artificial intelligence"
"A drinking game where you do a shot every time you are prompted to update Adobe"
"The best jokes are the ones you have to explain. It's funny because the best jokes are the ones you *don't* have to explain."
"Did you hear about the guy who liked to stab himself in the eye? After a while, he stopped seeing the point."
"So a priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender looks up, hesitates, and says, ""What is this, some kind of fucking joke?!"""