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Joke of the Day

"Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?"

"Why is it better to be a hooker than a drug dealer? Because you can sell the same crack over and over again."

"Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head? They always swallow."

"oh sally Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? NOT SALLY!"

"The Mars mission should include an artist to capture the alien planet The art would be out of this world."

"What do you get a man who has everything? storage"

"This kid at my nephew's birthday party shit his pants and got to go home. I'm seriously considering this option."

"Roses are red, except for all of the other colors of roses that have been in existence for thousands of years. Those are different colors."

"what happens if you drink 3.14 liters of water? you will Pi ss"

"Obese people are roll models."