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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste"
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"*still doesn't understand when or why asterisks started indicating action*"
"How do you know your sister is having her period? When your fathers dick taste like blood."
"Ask me if I'm a tree. ""Ok, are you a tree?"" No"
"Every 60 Seconds in Africa.... a minute passes"
"[office] Me: Happy Black Friday! Latisha: ... Me: I made a cake! Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: It's chocolate."
"Do you know why Turkey couldn't see the solar eclipse? It's been censored there."
"The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan. EDIT: Woke up to find THIS :O"
"A man goes to the library and asks for a book on satisfying your partner in the bedroom. The librarian said, ""Let me check that it's in first"". ""Yeah, that's the one."""
"How big are headphones going to get before we just start to wear helmets with subwoofers inside them?"