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Joke of the Day
"What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get? in formation"
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"I #respectfully #trot when you let me cross the street in front of you. I salute the #power of the automobile."
"So, Lieutenant Dan walks into a bar..."
"What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years? Rye-ot"
"[NSFW]- What is David Bowie's zodiac sign? Cancer."
"A baby seal walks into a club... ..."
"Do you ever just stop and think about how snowmen standing out in the snow is like humans standing outside while it rains bits of flesh"
"The Jackhammer, Now that was a groundbreaking discovery."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."
"My girlfriend through 5 years just left me. No I'm left with a wife and 2 kids."