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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the boiler water? It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night."

"Viagra, it won't make you James Bond... But it will make you Roger Moore."

"I don't trust left handed people. there is something not right about them."

"Reportedly, Bill Gates filed for trademarks on iCrosoft, iNdows & iHateSteveJobs today. Then, he wiped his ass with a bazillion dollar bill."

"I want to start my own ice cream brand and call it ""Lick Me Till"". Lick me till ice cream..."

"The creator of Mad Libs has died. His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped."

"You say tomato, I say that's a weird thing to say for no reason. We were just sitting here quietly, and you're all ""tomato."" You can leave."

"If Chris Redfield worked pest control... It would be called Resident Weavile."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? He woke up."

"Why did Yoda never get married? Because when he was standing by alter, and asked ""If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife?"" His response was ""Do I?"""