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Joke of the Day
"I want to start my own ice cream brand and call it ""Lick Me Till"". Lick me till ice cream..."
Next Joke
"It's nice that the french finally grew some balls... ...and shot down a German plane but unfortunately the war ended 70 years ago."
"How do you break the nose of a blonde without touching her? Wave your cock underneath a glass table"
"TIL that there is enough oxygen on earth to cover the entire planet!! How crazy is that!"
"Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower? Because of the towel ban"
"My mom always said that I'd never find a man dumb enough to marry me. Well, I showed her..."
"Knock, Knock Smell mop."
"Cute guy: Is this seat taken? Me: (ok, play it cool) No. *smiles* Him: *takes chair away*"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black"
"Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries."