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Joke of the Day

"Reportedly, Bill Gates filed for trademarks on iCrosoft, iNdows & iHateSteveJobs today. Then, he wiped his ass with a bazillion dollar bill."

"the man who killed hitler ...sacrificed his life to do it but people still hate him."

"TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM costume party Oops wrong sub"

"People: why do dogs bark at the mail man every single day Dogs: the mailman has literally never gotten in how do you not see what I'm doing"

"Whats yellow and blue and has a tight ass at one end? A Lidl's carrier bag."

"2 paedophiles on a beach. One says to the other.... ""Can you get out of my son please?"""

"How do you kill a walrus? Tell him there's something on its chest"

"Millions of innocent coconuts are murdered each year so you can drink their nutritious blood you insensitive health freak"

"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He didn't wrap his Whopper"

"My dog ate a bunch of tissues yesterday. Looks like his ass is going to wipe itself for awhile."