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Joke of the Day
"I love Isis She's my favourite pharaoh."
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"what sorcery is this, the iron wasnt workin, so I took it apart put it together again got left with extra parts and screws but its working??"
"What's the difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser? Depth perception."
"What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker? A STD."
"People don't like my jokes. People don't like my jokes, and that's fine because I'm not punny."
"I wish the entire planet could come together as one and agree to refer to Kanye as Kanye Kardashian so we can bask in his shattered ego."
"I just dumped a pair of conjoined twins. I said, ""It's not you, it's you."""
"Pro tip: Next time you're at a bar, go up to a woman & whisper ""Hey, wanna get outta here?"" If she says yes, you can sit where she was."
"What country are you most likely to get a disease? GERMany."
"YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE ON NITROUS OXIDE .... NO :-p"