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Joke of the Day

"India's population before the blackout was 1.2 Billion....After the blackout it's supposed to grow by another 300 million:)"

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"Two toasters are sitting on a counter. One toaster turns to the other and says, ""Do you sometimes feel empty?"" To which the other toaster replies, ""OH MY GOD! A talking toaster!"""
"There is no I in Team, but there's always one big A... if you know what I mean."
"What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits? Melon and Broccoli!"
"Tim Cook just came out as gay... I wont be surprised if the Samsung CEO suddenly becomes gay too."
"4-year-old: What's that? Me: A vegetable you won't like. If you don't tell Mom, I'll take it from you. *eats her bacon*"
"I fired my masseur today. He just rubbed me the wrong way."
"Why was the math teacher late for school? He took the rhombus"
"My mates keep calling me gay. I proved them wrong. My mates keep calling me gay, so to prove them wrong and went out and fucked this sexy nurse. He definitely wasn't gay."
"[on phone with debit fraud] Bank guy: Sir do you shop on line at all Me: DUDE IT'S 2017 WE BUY TOILET PAPER ONLINE BG: M: Sometimes. Yes"
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