84732
Joke of the Day
"What do Polar Bears eat for lunch? Ice Bergers."
Next Joke
"Have you ever tried North Korean food? [Neither have they](#s)"
"What would Kim Jong Un call his children? His young'uns"
"Roses are red, violets are blue... I killed your family. You're next."
"A leading rabbi has ruled that marijuana is kosher Now we know what kids are gonna be doing for the Jewish High Holidays..."
"Me: Give me some space, I'm feeling claustrophobic 8 whispers to 9: Leave Mom alone, she has to poop but she can't"
"What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari? [whisper] I don't have a Ferrari."
"A new drink Some bars are serving this new drink called the ""Hurricane Sandy"". It's notjing special, really. It's just a watered down Manhattan."
"A proton walks into a bar ... Tells the bartender, ""You don't serve my kind here"". ""Really ?!"", asks the bartender. ""I'm positive""."
"That awkward moment when twins realize that one of them was not planned"