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Joke of the Day
"What does tofu have in common with a Dildo? They are both meat substitutes."
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"""I love my cable company! Their customer service and pricing can't be beat! I'm glad I have no other options!"" said no one ever."
"Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"
"Ear sex is dangerous... ...it fucks with your head"
"Of course Jesus saves. He's Jewish."
"Did you know Canada was initially spelled Cnd? But when they pronounced it, the word came out ""C-eh"" ""N-eh"" ""D-eh"""
"I wonder how many other Sandy's have come into men's lives and taken their cars and houses, too."
"It would be easier to keep my New Year's resolution to accept and forgive people if they'd stop being the same jerks they were last year."
"Why are birds always short on cash? Because they have bills."
"What do you call a magical dwarf? A midgetcian!"