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"If it's any consolation, your Doppelganger is probably having a really awesome day."
"Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? It was a bit bazaar."
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"What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants"
"My girlfriend started smoking So I slowed down and applied some lubricant."
"What do you do when you are riding on the back of a zebra, right next to a camel, and a lion won't stop chasing you? Get off the carousel, dumb ass. You're drunk."
"i sent all my sims to universitey & they all became computer scientists & proved they were living in a simulation so i unpluged my computor"