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Joke of the Day
"What do fables and STDs have in common? Both can be passed on orally!"
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"A guy buys some condoms... A guy is buying a box of condoms at the store. After paying the clerk, the clerk asks him ""Do you want a paper bag with that?"" He replies, ""Nah, she's not that ugly."""
"What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian? ""I'm Slavic and I know it"""
"How many Jews can you fit in a vw? 55. 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 50 in the ashtray"
"[Request] Can I have a joke about early 20th century writing, poetry, or T.S. Eliot? Not a joke...just a request to the more talented. Thanks in advance!"
"When i die, i want to die like my grandfather did, in his sleep not screaming like the other passengers in the car."
"What do you call a fat cow..? Your mum"
"My friend said he'll shave his hair for the first time in forever... I told him it was a....*bold* move."
"Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic? Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium."
"For Halloween I'm giving out razor blades with candy in them. These kids'll be shaving away and then BAM - nougat everywhere."