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Joke of the Day

"For Halloween I'm giving out razor blades with candy in them. These kids'll be shaving away and then BAM - nougat everywhere."

"what looks good hangin from a tree a apple and a black guy"

"What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan? Fajita"

"Without Geometry Life is pointless."

"How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb? Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad."

"I have to come clean... So I just whack off in the shower."

"I told my friend that I grew up Catholic. She asked if I had ever been molested. I'm still pretty butt hurt about that"

"A Mexican magician tells the crowd he will disappear on the count of 3... He says ""uno... dos..."" *poof*! and disappears without a tres."

"Why do turkeys always gobble? They haven't been taught good table manners!"

"Whoever thought up the spelling of the word ""queue"" is stueuepid."