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Joke of the Day
"What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade."
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"What has two legs and two legs Dog"
"Pooh: There's a rumbly in my tumbly Piglet: What? Pooh: There's. A. Rumbly. In. My. Tumbly Piglet: Pooh: I'm hungry Piglet: Say that then"
"My girlfriend is in the hospital after she ate a giant bacon cheese burger. It was mine."
"I don't trust kids as far as I can throw them. Currently my record for trusting a kid is 6 feet 11-1/4 inches."
"My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo."
"Was decorating the front yard last night and one of the neighborhood kids tried to deflate me."
"I like my girls like Shrek... Big boned and with an ass that talks back"
"If I make you breakfast in bed, all I need is a simple thank you Not all this ""how the hell did you get in my house"" and ""I'm calling the cops"" business"
"You ever get off the toilet and think... Man, was I full of shit!"