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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken Chest with no booty"
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"I have a magician friend who makes eggs appear out of thin air He calls the routine ""Creation Eggs Nihilo"""
"How do you pick up older Spanish women? Hola Seniority"
"Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!"
"Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday."
"Why is it we trust politicians with creating jobs when they don't know a thing about working?"
"A midwife delivered a baby and asked the mother "" wow your baby has such lovely hair, does he get it from his dad?"" The new mother replied "" I don't know, he wore a hat"""
"Sad to hear of the passing of Liesl von Trapp at the age of 73, going on 74."
"My super buff friend told me he never uses any fitness supplements... I didn't believe him and said ""no whey?"""
"French scientists announced that they can finally successfully clone a rat! Thank goodness! This will solve the huge rat shortage."