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Joke of the Day
"What did one snowman say to the other? I think I smell carrots!"
Next Joke
"A woman cries to her husband ""honey, the fridge isn't running"" Husband replies ""Good. I'm not in the mood for fast food"""
"Why don't north Koreans listen to funk? Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much."
"A muslim arrives in paradise. He demands his 72 virgins but it turns out there just aren't enough women in heaven. He insists on his virgins. So he's given 72 female babies made in China."
"I bet if I got one of those jumbo 16-slice toasters, people would finally take me seriously."
"Two atoms walk into a bar... One says, ""Oh no, I've lost an electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" ""Yeah, I'm positive!"""
"i wonder if fewer people would eat Rabbit Stew if it was instead called Bunny Rabbit Stew."
"how many screws hold together a lesbians bed? None it's all tongue and groove"
"What do gay horses eat? *haaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.....*"
"Damn girl, are you a Snickers bar because you're so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly hard and hold on, are those nuts?"