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Joke of the Day
"What do crazy girlfriends and chocolate have in common? They both kill your dog"
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"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the highest-quality ingredients."
"What do Crocs and getting a bj by a dude have in common? They both feel fantastic till you look down and realize you're gay."
"What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !"
"What did the two vaginas say to the butthole? ""Don't hate us if you anus."""
"An iron rule of a leader make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first."
"My wife is still mad at me for that 20 minute blank stare I did when she asked me what I was thankful for on Thanksgiving day."
"I just found out my grandmother only has one day left to live. And I know this might sound cruel... ...but I'm not paying the ransom. -Anthony Jeselnik"
"How does a pig write home? With a pig pen."
"don't smoke pots because they are made of clay and can burn your tongue"