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Joke of the Day
"Elijah Wood and Toby Mcguire: whoever dies first gets played by the other in the biopic"
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"What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!"
"People who say everything happens for a reason should remember that when I punch them in the face."
"My friend is a German butcher He always tells me the wurst jokes."
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"I ignored your Facebook Friend Request only because there isn't a ""Oh Hell No!"" Button!!!"
"If you spin an oriental person around until they get dizzy, do they become disoriented? #LifeQuestions"
"Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day."
"What did the suspenders say to the trousers? What's up, britches?!"
"What do you want for dinner? 4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts"