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Joke of the Day

"Saw a bad accident from my hot air balloon so I tried landing to help but just ended up killing everyone even worse"

"gonna have me one of them sexy closed-casket funerals, leave somethin to the imagination"

"Saw HBO were going to be making a new TV show set in an airport... They had to cancel it though as the pilot didn't take off."

"I forgot Rhianna's ex-boyfriend's name...then it hit me."

"What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common? they both like to root around in your cellar"

"How do you turn German beer into American Beer? Drink it"

"Doctor, doctor I think I need glasses!! You certainly do sir. This is a fish and chip shop."

"How do you shut an Italian up? Tie his hands behind his back"

"Youtube Joke Youtube is like baseball, three strikes and you're out."

"I know I should be searching for my missing friend, but there's a lot of food in his apartment that'll spoil if I don't eat it."