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Joke of the Day

"If someone is bothering you with unneccessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad ""iPhone 5S for $1 only"""

"Sometimes I kidnap holes filled with water *Well, well, well... What have we here?*"

"Ah St Patrick's Day I better eat some Irish food *pours self bowl of Lucky Charms*"

"How do electricians meditate? Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm"

"What do you call a mexican baptism? Bean dip."

"How do epileptics greet people? They shake."

"What do you call a very small villain? The Antagonist"

"Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off."

"Government Shutdown: Day Three Jellystone Park still closed. Still no pic-a-nic baskets. Yogi stares at Boo-Boo... Boo-Boo looks tasty."

"My night was going great until a neighbor flew their drone over my property. So I grabbed my shotgun and yelled, ""Pull!"""