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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes were on an escalator in the mall, when the power went out. They had to wait 3 hours to be rescued."

"A BLONDE'S SPECIAL PICTURE Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror."

"Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water? A: On a map!"

"1992: Girls got undressed for their husbands. 1995: Girls got undressed for money. 2012: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook and Instagram"

"I just lost my mood ring... I'm not sure what to feel about this."

"What does the gay horse eat? Haaaaayyyyy"

"Jokes 1. Something said in the pursuit of laughter. 2. A short tale with an end worth laughs after. 3. A noun you expect commands no respect. Root word ""jocus"". This limerick: disaster."

"A man in Arizona buys a [Tempescope Cube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ddMyIsxZ-g). He returned it a week later because all it did was blow sand and tumbleweeds around."

"Whenever a stranger asks our baby's name, I always say he hasn't told us yet."

"I predict that in the year 2050 the only people who will have tramp stamps will be grandmas. Thus they will be referred to as granny stamps."