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"""You know, when I was a surgeon in the army my nickname was Nodoc."" It's what my patients always told me before they went under."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock Knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken."
"Apparently I snore so loudly that I scare everyone in the car I'm driving."
"[glances toward living room stenographer] ""Please read back what my wife said 45 seconds ago."" stenographer: I promise not to get mad"
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"I put my phone in airplane mode. Worst. Transformer. Ever."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !"