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Joke of the Day
"In my 4th grade class the cutest girl threw away my love letter.. ..so I failed her!"
Next Joke
"what did the banana say to the vibrator? What are YOU shaking for?....................................... She's going to eat me!"
"I don't know how to spell Armaggedon But who cares - it's not the end of the world!"
"My wife keeps telling me I shouldn't pee in the bath Or if I really have to, I should at least wait till she gets out."
"What do you call a Black Abortion clinic? Crime Stoppers."
"Him: I just had sex with that woman! Me: She's 60. Him: I know. Me: I Hope you used protection or you might have caught osteoporosis."
"3 old ladies go to a baseball game with a bottle of liquor. They finish the bottle...what inning is it and what are the circumstances on the field? Bottom of the fifth and all the bags are loaded."
"Q: What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests? A: A cramberry."
"On sunday remember to turn your clocks back an hour And on tuesday vote Trump to set our country back 60 years."
"What did the grape say when it got trodden on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine."